I Saw A Stegosaurus With A Beer Belly, Man Boobs And Spine Plates.
I was driving in Port Klang town when I thought I saw a human Stegosaurus from the Jurassic period. I stopped my car and got down to have a closer look.
It turned out some form of ancient Chinese and Egyptian cupping therapy. According to the Malay 'medicine man', the bamboo tubes suck out bad 'wind" form the body.
There is a 'snake oil' salesman outside each of the three lottery shops.
Of course, you don't have to look like a dinosaur or flash your manboobs to the innocent public.