She: Psst. Wanna go to this Malay dating place?
Me: WTF? Now? Is almost 3 am! Wait. Do the bouncers even let in interracial couples? Lol.
She: Of course, lah. You have been featuring late night eating places on your IG, kan? Nanti, u complain I tak ajak...
Me: Yeah, but 3 am is early morning, not late night. And it can't be dating. I suspect those customers sneaked out of their homes. Haha.
She: I'm starving. I 'll go alone but I'm scared.
Me: OK. Only if you come get me, and you pay.